![]() Two staff have not completed the required amount of hours for the 2021-2022 annual year. 1103(a) Staff required to receive on-going training had not completed the required number of hours according to their education and experience. ![]() Unannounced Inspection Yes Violation 1052. One staff hired 5/23/22 did not complete CPR certification within 90 days, she completed it on 11/5/22. Verification of staff completion of the CPR course from an approved training organization was not in the staff file. 1102(d) All staff did not successfully complete certification in CPR training appropriate to the age of the children in care. One staff hired 5/23/22 did not complete First Aid certification within 90 days of hire, she completed the training on 11-5-22. Verification of staff completion of First Aid training from an approved training organization was not in the staff file. 1102(c) All staff did not successfully complete certification in First Aid appropriate to the age of children in care. (Jim Carrey from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.Date Type Violations Rule Unannounced Inspection No Unannounced Inspection Yes Violation 1048. Don’t you always forget about Winston? I do. Just kidding! Don’t call the Ghostbusters! However, I will dress like all three-I mean four-of them. I have my own Last of the Mohicans deer-hide suit and Linney’s accent from Mystic River. So if you need a Day-Lewis or a Linney at your next birthday party or company retreat, I will also dress the part in addition to delivering a spot-on impression. Don’t be intimidated-my Zellweger is probably my most prized impression. Ha! Got you again! Renée Zellweger is probably somewhere in Transylvania, filming a period piece and using an accent. That was me, doing my Gibson-in- Ransom impression. Hey! Don’t worry! Mel Gibson probably isn’t anywhere near you. No, Ellen Pompeo from Grey’s Anatomy was not just in the room with you. Well, because I’m an excellent celebrity impersonator myself. ![]() You might ask why I’m qualified to give you advice. The second bird would be a more beautiful face. Just to clarify: The first bird would be a better celebrity impression. Chances are the celebrity’s better-looking than you anyway, so by going under the knife you’re killing two birds with one stone. If you don’t look like the celebrity you want to impersonate, plastic surgery is always a viable option. If you’re like every young girl and want to imitate Laura Linney, all you need to do is squint your eyes, put a worried smile on your face, tilt your head to one side, and think about John Adams or Philip Seymour Hoffman. Case closed.įacial expressions are important, of course. “I drink your milkshake” is on an ironic T-shirt that they advertise on Facebook or whatever. I would advise against the whole Daniel Day-Lewis–in–_There Will Be Blood_ impression. If you are Native American, try to sound more British, but not completely British. All you have to do is yell “I will find you!” in a sort of British accent but imply that you were raised by Native Americans even though you yourself are not Native American. I suggest trying Daniel Day-Lewis from Last of the Mohicans. Everyone has a Christopher Walken impression and, even if your impression is more Walken than Walken, no one will care, least of all Walken. But stay away from a Christopher Walken impression as well. Obviously, stay away from Christopher Walken in general: celebrities don’t like to be bothered when they’re walking down the street or eating scones. Here’s a simple guide to celebrity impressions.įirst, what not to do: Stay away from Christopher Walken. With the success of Tina Fey’s impression of Sarah Palin, you may be wondering how you, too, can do a celebrity impression and become the most popular person ever in the world.
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